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Wednesday 26 September 2018

Poem - C.J. Dennis


The Austral—aise
By C.J. Dennis


Fellers of Australier,
Blokes an' coves an' coots,
Shift yer ---- carcases,
Move yer ---- boots.
Gird yer ---- loins up,
Get yer ---- gun,
Set the ---- enermy
An' watch the ---- run.

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move on,
Have some ---- sense.
Learn the ---- art of
Self de- ---- -fence.

Have some ---- brains be-
Neath yer ---- lids.
An' swing a ---- sabre
Fer the missus an' the kids.
Chuck supportin' ---- posts,
An' strikin' ---- lights,
Support a ---- fam'ly an'
Strike fer yer ---- rights.

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move, etc.

Joy is ---- fleetin',
Life is ---- short.
Wot's the use uv wastin' it
All on ---- sport?
Hitch yer ---- tip-dray
To a ---- star.
Let yer ---- watchword be
“Australi- ---- -ar!”

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move, etc.

'Ow's the ---- nation
Goin' to ixpand
'Lest us ---- blokes an' coves
Lend a ---- 'and?
'Eave yer ---- apathy
Down a ---- chasm;
'Ump yer ---- burden with
Enthusi- ---- -asm.

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move, etc.

Wen the ---- trouble
Hits yer native land
Take a ---- rifle
In yer ---- 'and.
Keep yer ---- upper lip
Stiff as stiff kin be,
An' speed a ---- bullet for
Pos- ---- -terity.

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move, etc.

Wen the ---- bugle
Sounds “Ad- ---- -vance”
Don't be like a flock uv sheep
In a ---- trance.
Biff the ---- foeman
Where it don't agree.
Spifler- ---- -cate him
To Eternity.

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move, etc.

Fellers of Australier,
Cobbers, chaps an' mates,
Hear the ---- enermy
Kickin' at the gates!
Blow the ---- bugle,
Beat the ---- drum,
Upper-cut and out the cow
To kingdom- ---- -come!

Chorus:
    Get a ---- move on,
Have some ---- sense.
Learn the ---- art of
Self de- ---- -fence!

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